The problem with being single and independent, and having no one to pick you up after work and look after you is that you get prone to advances, not only from single guys, but from very married men. No, I'm not describing myself - HAHAHAHA! If I was, you would not hear about it in this blog - wahahahaha!
The only way to ward off such unwanted admirers (powerful, blatant and arrogant as they may be) without hurting their feelings or nipping their approach at "can we be friends?" (ulk! cough cough!) is to get a pretend boyfriend.
My girlfriend is 34 and she needs a pretend boyfriend. She's tall, gorgeous, confident, witty, intelligent, independent without becoming too much of a feminist and she lives in Iloilo. We need someone who is tall, confident, witty, intelligent, manly without becoming too much of a chauvinist and lives in Iloilo. He has to be 34 to 40 years old, NOT MARRIED! and currently single, or may not be single but can pretend to be one (no ring in finger please!). Resumes can be emailed to firstname.lastname@example.org. Please include picture. If you have a male friend who needs a pretend girlfriend for a few weeks, please please! GRAB THIS OPPORTUNITY.
We need just s few days to show him off to the married guy and he will be free to pursue whatever it is he is chasing after. Deal or no deal?